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zachary. 19. he/him/dude. i'm interested in personal space and outer space.


shinjiikari:

im so glad “stay hydrated” is a thing because on one hand its trendy + cool but also its very useful to remind people to drink their water. This is a practical meme

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ”

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

thotomaticsupersonic:

cooliecut:

wen you high asf and want to cuddle but remember you don’t have a shawty

*that guy from holes voice* i can fix that

onefastz33:

Mona Lifta

onefastz33:

Mona Lifta

psychoticbucky:

your acceptance of queer identities should not hinge on them not being a choice

moonparlance:

youngblackandvegan:

micdotcom:

A university president just gave up a lot of his salary to raise his school’s minimum wage

In some pretty awesome and uplifting news, Kentucky State University’s interim president Raymond Burse has given up more than $90,000 of his nearly $350,000 salary to help raise university workers’ minimum wage to $10.25 an hour.
"This is not a publicity stunt"


Black male excellence

Amazing

moonparlance:

youngblackandvegan:

micdotcom:

A university president just gave up a lot of his salary to raise his school’s minimum wage

In some pretty awesome and uplifting news, Kentucky State University’s interim president Raymond Burse has given up more than $90,000 of his nearly $350,000 salary to help raise university workers’ minimum wage to $10.25 an hour.

"This is not a publicity stunt"

Black male excellence

Amazing

I can’t believe Imogen Gay Poots real name is Imogen Gay Poots

knowledge is knowing that the british version of top gear is better, wisdom is knowing that the british version of top gear is shit

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

(Source: discolor3d)

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

(Source: discolor3d)

google search

presidential candidate who vows to abolish all government once elected

boysinbarrettes:

the pt cruiser is the fedora of cars

exxxmilitary:

*opens up Facebook and scrolls down*
'KANYE WEST ASKS WHEELCHAIR BOUND FAN TO STAND UP'
"Oh my. This isn’t good. Another reason to hate him. I don’t need to read the article to know that he’s a terrible person."
"SARAH! I have an idea, honey. One that will send a message to everyone about the ignorance of Kanye West. Where’s my credit card?"
*3 days later*
"Jimmy, I got a surprise for you. Here. Open the envelope."
"DAD! Don’t tell me. Is it the new Playstation game I’ve always wanted?"
"Nope. Even better."
*opens envelope and face falls*
"Dad. What is this?"
"Son, I read a headline about how Kanye West hates disabled people."
"Dad, I don’t think he actually said that."
"I read the headline and that’s all that matters."
"I thought im not allowed to say bad words, dad?"
"Jimmy, you are going to wear this shirt and we are going to take you to the state Capitol building and make a statement! I paid good money for this shirt to be custom made for you. SARAH. GRAB THE CAMERA."
*2 hours later*
"Jimmy, we’re here. Now stay there and let me take a photo of you."
"Dad, why are we doing this?"
"GOD DAMMIT JIMMY. DONT YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH KARMA ON REDDIT I CAN GET FROM THIS? NOW SHUT UP AND SMILE SO WE CAN STICK IT TO THAT PIECE OF SHIT KANYE WEST."
*smiles feebly*
"Good, now let’s go back home and throw out that shirt. Our work here is done."

exxxmilitary:

*opens up Facebook and scrolls down*

'KANYE WEST ASKS WHEELCHAIR BOUND FAN TO STAND UP'

"Oh my. This isn’t good. Another reason to hate him. I don’t need to read the article to know that he’s a terrible person."

"SARAH! I have an idea, honey. One that will send a message to everyone about the ignorance of Kanye West. Where’s my credit card?"

*3 days later*

"Jimmy, I got a surprise for you. Here. Open the envelope."

"DAD! Don’t tell me. Is it the new Playstation game I’ve always wanted?"

"Nope. Even better."

*opens envelope and face falls*

"Dad. What is this?"

"Son, I read a headline about how Kanye West hates disabled people."

"Dad, I don’t think he actually said that."

"I read the headline and that’s all that matters."

"I thought im not allowed to say bad words, dad?"

"Jimmy, you are going to wear this shirt and we are going to take you to the state Capitol building and make a statement! I paid good money for this shirt to be custom made for you. SARAH. GRAB THE CAMERA."

*2 hours later*

"Jimmy, we’re here. Now stay there and let me take a photo of you."

"Dad, why are we doing this?"

"GOD DAMMIT JIMMY. DONT YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH KARMA ON REDDIT I CAN GET FROM THIS? NOW SHUT UP AND SMILE SO WE CAN STICK IT TO THAT PIECE OF SHIT KANYE WEST."

*smiles feebly*

"Good, now let’s go back home and throw out that shirt. Our work here is done."

ifindoubtbeaunicorn:

And now we have even more evidence that Sam Pepper doesn’t only do ‘pranks’ on video.

*You are so brave Dottie, we’re so proud*